Last weekend, I was going to a birthday party. On the invitation it said to come as our self.I grabbed my sword, eye-patch and best pirate hat. Everyone else looked normal, except my best friend. She had also dressed up as a pirate. We had an epic sword fight. Everyone else was jealous. MLIP
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Just beeing myself.
Posted by CaptainYarrrr 11 days ago ()MLIP + MLIN = MLIA
Posted by TheNinjaPirateNamedNemo 31 days ago ()
Today, while reading MyLifeIsAverage.com, I saw one that mentioned MyLifeIsPirate and MyLifeIsNinja. So, of course, I went on both...And made an account on each, TheNinjaPirateNamedNemo. :-) MLIP
A Pirate's Life for Me
Posted by anonymous 31 days ago ()
Today me and my crew attacked and boarded a British trade ship and made off will all the money and valuables. MLIP
Some fine booty
Posted by anonymous 29 days ago ()
Today I spotted me some fine booty. I tried my best to grab at the sacred treasure, but the woman spotted me and is claiming for a sexual harassment case.MLIP
Yarrr, I got me a title
Posted by anonymous 31 days ago ()
Yesterday I threw a party with my friends with lots of beer, rum, wodka and whiskey. We listened and sang along to folk and pirate metal the whole night and now they call me Suus the tavern wench. MLIP
Today, I met a little boy, and the first thing he said to me was "You remind me of a pirate!" I'm a very proud teenage girl. MLIP
Underage Pirate
Posted by anonymous 31 days ago ()
I was driving down a my street with my bf and we saw a kid dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow. He was so impressive, if he had not been underage, I would've bought him a giant bottle of rum. Instead I spent the rest of the day only talking in POTC quotes. MLIP
Piratesitter
Posted by anonymous 30 days ago ()
This friday I will be babysitting my two cousins. I have promised them that we will spend the time watching pirate films, and dressing up. I don't know who is more excited me or them. They are 3 and 5, I'm 18. MLIP
Pirate Celebration
Posted by anonymous 31 days ago ()
Today, I went to Mahone Bay, NS with my family for a day trip. When we got there, there was pirate flags up and random dressed up as pirates for a two day celebration. MLIP.
Treasure island
Posted by anonymous 31 days ago ()
A few weeks ago my dad signed me up for summer surf camp. I was pretty stumped because I didn't want to go to a camp. Then I realized the place where the camp was was called treasure island. Guess who dressed up as a pirate?
We all be Pirates Here
Posted by anonymous 30 days ago ()
Today, the scurvey pirate that I may well be stumbled upon this shiny peice of booty. I blabbed to me mates on facebook, "F*ck you, I'm a pirate." and six of me mates found this pleasin' to look at. We all be pirates here! MLIP
Pirates Ahoy!
Posted by anonymous 31 days ago ()
Today, me and my crew sent some landlubber ninja's to davy jones' locker. MLIP
hitting the barrel
Posted by anonymous 60 days ago ()
Me:I'm a Pirate yarr
Holly:are you drunk again?
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Holly:are you drunk again?
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There be nothin' fer me to do, sailin' the internet, when I be stumbling upon this magical piece o' scroll. The time is unfortunate, I must bunk, but be aware of my return fer this is a fine treasure! MLIP
Black Beard
Posted by eyepatches 31 days ago ()
Today my friend told me how her ancestors came to America. Black Beard the pirate took over her great(x7) grandfathers ship and put him in his own prison. He then escaped with his friend and drifted to shore naked in a barrel. HerLIP
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